Honey, What's for Dinner

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.  Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and s o on until you get a response." That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what...

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Funny Interview..

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?Applicant: That's easy, 499Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.Interviewer: Last question.In...

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Living a Life called soldier"s Wife

Being a girl who is in a relationship with a soldier is not easy n hey it was never meant to be !You are in awe of your man in uniform ,his mannerism ,his service but with it comes a volley of circumstances for which you were never prepared and that no one can experience other than you ,why not after all “Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” 1) You get a call at the most unexpected time of the day and you have just slept after a hectic day and you pick up the call in a voice as fresh as a morning dew because you know it means a lot to your man 2) You accompany him on social event and you become superconscious about the color of your outfit...

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Heart Touching Inspirational Story

Its easy to joke on a Sardar, but It's too difficult to be a Sardar".....................   I was standing at jalandhar station when my attention went towards a Sikh youth standing near me wearing a Black turban having a long beard and wearing a kirpan over his shirt. After a while, one local train arrived, which was totally packed.  The Sikh youth tried to alight the train but failed to do so. Just then a voice was heard from the back coach 'Sardarji Barah Baj gaye' (Sir it's 12 o'clock!) The Sikh youth looked over at that voice maker who was a young Mischievous type of person and instead of showing any anger made a smile towards him. The smile made was so enigmatic...

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THE COLOURS OF FRIENDSHIP

Once upon a time the colors of the world started to quarrel. All claimed that they were the best. The most important. The most useful. The most beautiful. The favorite.Green said:"Clearly I am the most important. I am the sign of life and of hope. I was chosen for grass, trees and leaves. Without me, all animals would die. Look over the countryside and you will see that I am in the majority."Blue interrupted:"You only think about the earth, but consider the sky and the sea. It is the water that is the basis of life and drawn up by the clouds from the deep sea. The sky gives space and peace and serenity. Without my peace, you would all be nothing."Yellow chuckled:"You are all so serious....

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Amazing True Love Story

The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a church in urban Brooklyn, arrived in early October excited about their opportunities. When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work. They set a goal to have everything done in time to have their first service on Christmas Eve. They worked hard, repairing pews, plastering walls, painting, etc. and on Dec. 18 were ahead of schedule and just about finished. On December 19 a terrible tempest - a driving rainstorm hit the area and lasted for two days. On the 21st, the pastor went over to the church. His heart sunk...

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Never Take Love For Granted ( Beautiful Story )

Beautiful story... MUST READ..A very poor man lived with his wife...One day, his wife, who had very long hair asked him to buy her a comb for her hair to grow well and to be well-groomed... The man felt very sorry and said, "NO"He explained that he did not even have enough money to fix the strap of his watch he had justbroken... She did not insist on her request..The man went to work and passed by a watch shop, sold his damaged watch at a low price and went to buy a comb for his wife...He came home in the evening with the comb in his hand ready to give to his wife...He was surprised when he saw his wife with a very short hair cut..She had sold her hair and was holding a new watch band..Tears...

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