Honey, What's for Dinner

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.  Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and s o on until you get a response." That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what...

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Funny Interview..

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?Applicant: That's easy, 499Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.Interviewer: Last question.In...

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Living a Life called soldier"s Wife

Being a girl who is in a relationship with a soldier is not easy n hey it was never meant to be !You are in awe of your man in uniform ,his mannerism ,his service but with it comes a volley of circumstances for which you were never prepared and that no one can experience other than you ,why not after all “Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” 1) You get a call at the most unexpected time of the day and you have just slept after a hectic day and you pick up the call in a voice as fresh as a morning dew because you know it means a lot to your man 2) You accompany him on social event and you become superconscious about the color of your outfit...

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Heart Touching Inspirational Story

Its easy to joke on a Sardar, but It's too difficult to be a Sardar".....................   I was standing at jalandhar station when my attention went towards a Sikh youth standing near me wearing a Black turban having a long beard and wearing a kirpan over his shirt. After a while, one local train arrived, which was totally packed.  The Sikh youth tried to alight the train but failed to do so. Just then a voice was heard from the back coach 'Sardarji Barah Baj gaye' (Sir it's 12 o'clock!) The Sikh youth looked over at that voice maker who was a young Mischievous type of person and instead of showing any anger made a smile towards him. The smile made was so enigmatic...

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THE COLOURS OF FRIENDSHIP

Once upon a time the colors of the world started to quarrel. All claimed that they were the best. The most important. The most useful. The most beautiful. The favorite.Green said:"Clearly I am the most important. I am the sign of life and of hope. I was chosen for grass, trees and leaves. Without me, all animals would die. Look over the countryside and you will see that I am in the majority."Blue interrupted:"You only think about the earth, but consider the sky and the sea. It is the water that is the basis of life and drawn up by the clouds from the deep sea. The sky gives space and peace and serenity. Without my peace, you would all be nothing."Yellow chuckled:"You are all so serious....

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Amazing True Love Story

The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned to their first ministry, to reopen a church in urban Brooklyn, arrived in early October excited about their opportunities. When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work. They set a goal to have everything done in time to have their first service on Christmas Eve. They worked hard, repairing pews, plastering walls, painting, etc. and on Dec. 18 were ahead of schedule and just about finished. On December 19 a terrible tempest - a driving rainstorm hit the area and lasted for two days. On the 21st, the pastor went over to the church. His heart sunk...

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Never Take Love For Granted ( Beautiful Story )

Beautiful story... MUST READ..A very poor man lived with his wife...One day, his wife, who had very long hair asked him to buy her a comb for her hair to grow well and to be well-groomed... The man felt very sorry and said, "NO"He explained that he did not even have enough money to fix the strap of his watch he had justbroken... She did not insist on her request..The man went to work and passed by a watch shop, sold his damaged watch at a low price and went to buy a comb for his wife...He came home in the evening with the comb in his hand ready to give to his wife...He was surprised when he saw his wife with a very short hair cut..She had sold her hair and was holding a new watch band..Tears...

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Don't overreact in every situation!

Real Funny Story.. Very Very Funny.. Must Read and Share to Everyone..   In a factory: A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly...... CEO of that factory came and asked his salary... Man replied "5000 sir" CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him... "I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is your 3 months salary. Now get out of here. Never come back" That guy left............ Then CEO asked workers "Who was that guy?" Workers replied "Courier Boy Sir".. Moral: Don't overreact in every situati...

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My First Day in School..

Smith First day in a new Secondary School. Teacher: There will be an elementary science test next week. Contrary to his nature, Smith reads his book from cover to cover like no man's business. On test day, teacher lines up about 5 birds, covering each with a piece of cloth so only their legs is visible. Question 1: Looking at the leg of a bird write down its' common name, species, family, zoological name, habitat etc. After about 20mins of frustration and not writing down anything, Smith storms to the teacher's desk and slams his blank sheet in front of the teacher. 'Sir, this test makes no sense! I am going home!'   Teacher: What a rude boy! Come back here. What is...

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MOTHER

GOD in heaven said to a 9 month baby u r going to born on earth tomorrow....Baby cried & asked how I will talk with people.God:" I had already sent an angel 2 earth she will teach You.Child:  how will i pray 2 You. God:" The angel will teach you,.child:" how will i learn good words,.God:" angel will teach you.child:" if i suffer from sorrow ??.God:" angel will be their to listen....child:" how do i find that angel??.God:" Its very simple!.Usually people call that Angel as..."MOTHER"....Hit Share, For this post only If You love your Mo...

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Very Very Funny.. Must Read

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multimillion dollar home and since the man’s lawyers were a little better he prevailed. He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes crates and suitcases. On the 2nd day she had to movers come and collect her things.On the 3rd day she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished she went into each and every room and stuffed...

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Unexpected Twist.. Very Funny

A student failed in law & decided to make a deal with professor.Sir, do you know everything about law?Prof: Yes.Student: If you can answer this question, i will accept my final marks, if you cant, you have to give me "A" Grade.Professor agreed.Boy asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"Prof thought about it for hours & pondered no answer.He had to finally give up as he really did not know.He gave the boy his "A" Grade.The following day, professor asked same question to his students.He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.He asked one student.He answered: Sir, you are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but...

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Man & Girl - Very Very Funny Conversation

A man and a Girl were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The Girl sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the Girl sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.... Assuming that the Girl might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the Girl sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the Girl and said, "I couldn't help but notice that...

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Never Try to Abuse or Ignore you Parents

  TRUE STORY THAT HAPPENED IN CANADA   A baby boy David was born to a certain family. The mum was so excited that she hardly put him down. One day she left him sleeping and went to the garden. When she was there, the house caught fire and she ran back home as first as possible to save her only son. People tried to stop her but they didnt succeed.She went in and found the baby untouched. Unfotunately her hair caught fire as she was going out and she started burning. It was very bad for the rest of her life because she had to live with a scar. The boy grew up and became very rich and shifted to town. But in the real sense, he was ashamed of his mother's scars. When people...

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101 Reasons Why I LOVE YOU

101 Reasons why I LOVE YOU and No Reason For Hating!!!!!!!!!!!1. I love the way we finish each other's sentences.2. I love the way I know you'll never give up on me.3. I love the fact that I wouldn't ever give up on you.4. I love th...e way you look at me.5. I love how beautiful your eyes are.6. I love the way I can't imagine a day without you in my life.7. I love the way if we were ever separated I wouldn't know how to go on.8. I love the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.9. I love the way we sometimes stay up all night, then watch the sunrise together.10. I love how I know you'll always be there when I need you to be.11. I love the fact that I will always be there for you too.12....

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Be Willing To Learn Throughout The Life

One truck driver was doing his usual load delivery at a mental hospital, by parking his vehicle beside an open drain. He discovered a flat Tyre when he was about to return from the mental hospital.He jacked up the truck and removed the flat Tyre to fix the spare Tyre. When he was about to fix the spare Tyre, he accidentally dropped all the 4 bolts in the open drain. As he cannot fish the bolts in the open drain, he started to panic as to what should be done? Just then, one patient happened to walk past him and asked the driver as to why he was looking troubled. The driver thought to himself, since there is nothing much he can do or this mental joker can.Just to keep the bugging...

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Her Father Donated His Heart

Heart Touching : One Day An 11 Year Old Girl Asked Her Daddy, "What Are You Going To Get Me For My 15th Birthday ?" The Father Replied,"There Is Much Time Left." When The Girl Was 14 She Fainted And Was Rushed To The Hospital. The Doctor Came Out And Told Her Dad She Had A Bad Heart & She Is Probably Gonna Die... When She Was Lying In The Hospital Bed,  She Said "Daddy... Have They Told You I Am Going To Die ?" The Father Replied; "No You Will Live" As He Left Weeping. She Said "How Can You Be Sure."  He Turned Around From The Door And Said"I Know." She Turns 15 When She Is Recovering And Comes Home To Find A Letter On Her Bed. It Says ; "My Dearest Daughter, If You...

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Heart Touching True Love Story.. Must Read and Share

  There was a Boy and a Girl, They were best friends for years and years, They could Talk for hours on the Phone and text each other for days, When They were Together; Not a single Sad Thought could cross their Minds, everything was Great, But One Day; The Boy did not Answer any Call or Reply to any Text for a Day, The Girl was worried that something was Wrong.. at night She couldn’t Sleep.., She was sitting in her Room Crying, and It was then that She Realized how much He Means to Her..? The next Morning; She woke Up from a Phone call.., It was the Boy..:) Boy : Hey.., Girl : I am so glad that you Called Me, What happened to you yesterday ?? Boy : I was Busy [ The GIRL Understood...

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THE 9-YEAR-OLD INDIAN TAKES AMERICA BY SURPRISE!

Lets congratulate Tanishq for making India proud with his super intelligence. He took entire America by surprise when he was tested for extraordinary intelligence and scored 99.9 percentile. At 7, he gave lectures to students who were twice of his age. Today, he is only 9 and already completed one third of the credits needed for a college degree at the American River College in Sacramento, California. Tanishq is born to mother Dr Taji and father Bijou Abraham, speaks his mother tongue Malayalam at home and wants to become a scientist. We wish you a bright future ahead, Tanishq!!! Tanishq attracted intense media attention after he joined the Mensa programme for gifted children at...

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Married or Not You Should Read This...

“When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?  I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn’t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer;...

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The Importance of Education - Touching Story

This is a true story you can use to stress the importance of education to your children. When I was 19 I worked for a seafood restaurant as a prep cook, but specifically, I sliced and hand peeled thousands of individual shrimp 12-14 hours a day, six days a week. We were a bunch of 18-30 year-old classic American burnouts – except – after school each day – one 15 year-old Korean kid peeled shrimp with us. We affectionately nicknamed him “Flounder.” He was a good kid and we tried not to corrupt him.Everyone knew Flounder’s parents; they owned the flower shop and the liquor store at a nearby mall and his dad had been selling us booze since we were 15. So, one day, about eight of us...

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You & God.. Awesome & Best Conversation Ever In The World

  Me: God, can I ask You a question? God: Sure Me: Promise You won't get mad ... ... ... ... God: I promise Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today? God: What do u mean? Me: Well, I woke up late God: Yes Me: My car took forever to start God: Okay Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait God: Huummm Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call God: All right Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that? God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had...

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Learn from Mistakes

Thomas Edison tried two thousand different materials in search of a filament for the light bulb. When none worked satisfactorily, his assistant complained, “All our work is in vain. We have learned nothing.” Edison replied very confidently, “Oh, we have come a long way and we have learned a lot. We know that there are two thousand elements which we cannot use to make a good light bul...

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Funny Mental's.. ha ha ha

  John and Smith were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, John suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there.   Smith promptly jumped in to save him, she swam to the bottom and pulled John out. When the medical doctor became aware of Smith's act, he immediately ordered his discharged as he now considered him to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Smith the news, he said : Smith, i have a gud news and bad news, the good news is that you are being discharged, because, since you were able to jump in to a swimming pool and save the life of another patient, i think you...

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An Inspirational Story of Two Frogs in the Milk - MUST READ

This is the story of two frogs. One frog was fat and the other skinny. One day, while searching for food, they inadvertently jumped into a vat of milk. They couldn't get out, as the sides were too slippery, so they were just swimming around.The fat frog said to the skinny frog, "Brother frog, there's no use paddling any longer. We're just going to drown, so we might as well give up." The skinny frog replied, "Hold on brother, keep paddling. Somebody will get us out." And they continued paddling for hours.After a while, the fat frog said, "Brother frog, there's no use. I'm becoming very tired now. I'm just going to stop paddling and drown. It's Sunday and nobody's working. We're doomed....

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Face difficulties positively

This parable is told of a farmer who owned an old mule. The mule fell into the farmer’s well. The farmer heard the mule praying or whatever mules do when they fall into wells. After carefully assessing the situation, the farmer sympathized with the mule, but decided that neither the mule nor the well was worth the trouble of saving. Instead, he called his neighbors together, told them what had happened, and enlisted them to help haul dirt to bury the old mule in the well and put him out of his misery. Initially the old mule was hysterical! But as the farmer and his neighbors continued shoveling and the dirt hit his back, a thought struck him. It suddenly dawned on him that every...

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Beauty Is in the Eye of the Beholder

She was not beautiful. Nothing about her was extraordinary. Nothing about her made her stand out in a crowd. She grew up in a family of six. The eldest, she learnt responsibility at an early age. As she grew stronger, and brighter, She instilled a sort of light cheer to whomever she met. She was not beautiful. But she made others feel beautiful about themselves. She meets a rebel boy who thinks he's all man. Befriending him, she teaches him how to read, A little boost the man needed to go to college.  They became friends fast and she fell, Fast in love with her rugged, handsome student. The "man" then finds himself in a dilemma He soon found himself in love with a girl. A...

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The Cab Ride I'll Never Forget

Twenty years ago, I drove a cab for a living. One time I arrived in the middle of the night for a pick up at a building that was dark except for a single light in a ground floor window. Under these circumstances, many drivers would just honk once or twice, wait a minute, then drive away. But I had seen too many impoverished people who depended on taxis as their only means of transportation. Unless a situation smelled of danger, I always went to the door. This passenger might be someone who needs my assistance, I reasoned to myself. So I walked to the door and knocked. "Just a minute," answered a frail, elderly voice.  I could hear something being dragged...

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